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Unicorn puns in 2025

what’s the difference between a unicorn and a girlfriend?
– i am 8 times more likely to find a unicorn

When a unicorn gets a flu shot, it becomes an immunicorn.

When a unicorn finds a bag of beans instead of corn, it says, “U-no-corn.”

Did you hear about the monk who was caught molesting kids?
– Yeah, bastard was telling the poor kids to touch his eunuch-horn.

I went to get my unicorn neutered…
– Now it’s a eunuchorn

Every time I take LSD some unicorn starts talking to me
– This way I’ll never start hallucinating

A unicorn’s favorite song that they listen to on a loop is ‘Somewhere over the rainbow.’

Everyone called the smelly unicorn Eww-nicorn.

If man’s bet friend is a dog, would a unicorns best friend be a corn dog?

What do you call an academic institute concerning vegetables that only offers their services to mythological creatures?
– A Unicorn

“I was mermaid to ride unicorns.”

When baby unicorns want to ride the merry go round they visit the unicorn-ival.

When a unicorn is being increasingly impatient with you, just tell them “Hold your horses!”

Did you know that unicorns live in New York City?
– I swear why do you think their called uNYCorns?

What do you call a unicorn who got a flu shot?
– An immunicorn

Most unicorns inhabit the state of Maine.

If dogs are a man’s best friend, a unicorn best friend should be a corn dog.

Would you call a hardy unicorn that survived disease an immunicorn?

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