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Unicorn puns in 2024

I swear I saw one of those mythical creatures somewhere in the bush
– ; but when I came back, it was uni-gone.

Why didn’t the narwhal invite the unicorn to his party?
– He wanted to keep it real

The unicorn crossed the road
– because it wanted to meet its neighbors.

If unicorns got dandruff in their manes, it would be called corn flakes.

Did you hear about the misbehaving unicorn?
– Sure, but I never though that these creatures could get so horny.

You are riding a unicorn chasing a rainbow tiger and there is a flying lion behind you. What do you do?
– Get off the carousal, you’re drunk.

A quiz just asked me what mythical creature I relate to..
– So I chose unicorn because I’m bright, colourful, and nobody believes in me.

Most unicorns display their Fall harvest spoils with a unicornicopia.

A prevalent hairstyle that most unicorns love to get are cornrows.

Would you call a guy who’s eating corn while riding a unicycle a unicorn on the cob?

My dad is like a unicorn
– He’s never here. 🙁

“When I look at myself in the mirror, I see a unicorn… a bad*ss unicorn.”

Unicorns usually live on Mane Street.

A smart unicorn who always gets straight As in school should be called an A-corn.

A lone corn in a cornfield is actually a unicorn in real life.

What do you call an extremely disgusting unicorn that no one likes?
– An eeeww-nicorn.

Unicorns are just Mormons in disguise.
– They’re both white and have a fetish for virgins

A unicorn’s favorite class in school is the horse-story class.

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