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Unicorn puns in 2025

Unicorns should be banned from Facebook. The poke everyone all day.

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Why did the rude unicorn not say hello to the other?
– Because while the pace (face) was familiar, he just couldn’t remember the mane (name).

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What do you call a castrated unicorn?
– A eunuchorn.

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“Let me get right to the point: I love pool days.”

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A unicorn with large eyelashes is called a U-ni-brow.

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A smelly unicorn is called a poo-nicorn.

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Unicorns deserve to be banned from facebook
– because all they do is poke people all day.

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What has one horn and isn’t magic?
– A dead unicorn.

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“I’m 99% unicorn.”

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Most unicorns usually call their dads Pop corn.

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A small scoop of unicorn ice cream is called a uni-cone.

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If an adult is called a unicorn, are its young one’s called puny-corns?

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What do we call an intelligent unicorn that always gets high scores at school?
– A corn.

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Where do unicorns like to drink?
– The horn pub!

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Most unicorns ride to the park on unicycles.

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Unicorns usually start as bad magicians
– because they are unable to horn their skills.

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When my daughter said she saw some chubby unicorns at the zoo, I couldn’t believe it. But it turns out it was just rhinos.

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A PIECE OF ADVICE
– Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

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