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Unicorn puns in 2025

All unicorns don’t find puns about them funny
– because some of them can be all uni-corny.

Why won’t you ever find a unicorn in the army?
– Because they don’t like wearing uniforms.

A mailman, a boy, and a unicorn walk into a bar.
– The woman gets a concussion, some stitches, and a diagnosis of dissociative identity disorder.

Your chances of meeting a unicorn are extremely low.
– But they are still higher than the chance of you getting a girlfriend/boyfriend

When you cross a cob of corn with a unicycle, you will end up making a unicorn.

Unicorns love to eat horn flakes for breakfast with milk.

Did you hear about the misguided unicorn lumberjack who was killing humans?
– He believed he was doing random axe of kindness.

The other day my friend told me I was delusional…
…I nearly fell off of my unicorn.

“Always dreaming about unicorns.”

A unicorn’s favorite thing to eat for breakfast is Lucky charms.

If an adult unicorn is called a unicorn, a little unicorn should be called a puny-corn.

A unicorn’s favorite thing to wear at a Princess party is a Rain-boa.

What’s the best way to catch unicorns?
– Simple, by herding them all to one corner.

What happens when a unicorn loses its horn?
– He becomes a eunuch.

When unicorns are convicted, they are usually taken to the Uni-court for justice.

An unfaithful unicorn who commits fraudulent activities should be called a Uni-con.

What did the unicorn tell the bag of beans?
– U-no-corn.

What do you call a Unicorn with his horn cut off?
– a Eunuch-horn! 😀

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