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Unicorn puns in 2024

A unicorn living in New York should be called a uNYcorn instead.

Just because your football team calls itself the unicorns doesn’t mean they can play in the corn field.

A guy walks into Starbucks and orders a Frappe with unicorn hair and newt eyes
– It was quite the tall order

“You’re my unicorn.”

A scary unicorn that wakes kids up in the night with fear should be called a night-mare.

You can get unicorn coffee at Uni-cafes. They taste like magic.

Most unicorns start off as poor hunters until they can really horn their skills.

Why cant unicorns become politicians?
– They get straight to the point and can be shown to be true

A unicorn’s favorite sports activity is running in mare-athons.

Unicorns love going to schools
– because they love wearing their uni-forms.

Have you seen Jake’s new custom trumpet?
– Yeah, that’s quite a unique horn, I’d know it anywhere.

A unicorn without testicles
– is called a eunuchorn

What do you get if you remove the horn from a unicorn?
– A eunuch

On Sundays, unicorn mothers usually love to bake UniCorn muffins

I thought I saw a mythical horse with a horn in the forest,
– but when I went back in search of it, it was uni-gone.

What do you call the dandruff found on unicorn manes?
– Corn flakes of course.

My girlfriend is like a unicorn
– She doesnt exist

“I still believe in unicorns.”

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