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Unicorn puns in 2024

Have you seen Jake’s new custom trumpet?
– Yeah, that’s quite a unique horn, I’d know it anywhere.

A unicorn without testicles
– is called a eunuchorn

What do you get if you remove the horn from a unicorn?
– A eunuch

On Sundays, unicorn mothers usually love to bake UniCorn muffins

I thought I saw a mythical horse with a horn in the forest,
– but when I went back in search of it, it was uni-gone.

What do you call the dandruff found on unicorn manes?
– Corn flakes of course.

My girlfriend is like a unicorn
– She doesnt exist

“I still believe in unicorns.”

All unicorns love playing their favorite card game called ‘Uno.’

Most unicorn college students study and graduate from Uni Corn.

When the little unicorn got bullied at school, he told his pop-corn so he could do something about it.

what’s the difference between a unicorn and a girlfriend?
– i am 8 times more likely to find a unicorn

When a unicorn gets a flu shot, it becomes an immunicorn.

When a unicorn finds a bag of beans instead of corn, it says, “U-no-corn.”

Did you hear about the monk who was caught molesting kids?
– Yeah, bastard was telling the poor kids to touch his eunuch-horn.

I went to get my unicorn neutered…
– Now it’s a eunuchorn

Every time I take LSD some unicorn starts talking to me
– This way I’ll never start hallucinating

A unicorn’s favorite song that they listen to on a loop is ‘Somewhere over the rainbow.’

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