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Unicorn puns in 2025

Everyone called the smelly unicorn Eww-nicorn.

If man’s bet friend is a dog, would a unicorns best friend be a corn dog?

What do you call an academic institute concerning vegetables that only offers their services to mythological creatures?
– A Unicorn

“I was mermaid to ride unicorns.”

When baby unicorns want to ride the merry go round they visit the unicorn-ival.

When a unicorn is being increasingly impatient with you, just tell them “Hold your horses!”

Did you know that unicorns live in New York City?
– I swear why do you think their called uNYCorns?

What do you call a unicorn who got a flu shot?
– An immunicorn

Most unicorns inhabit the state of Maine.

If dogs are a man’s best friend, a unicorn best friend should be a corn dog.

Would you call a hardy unicorn that survived disease an immunicorn?

What does a Native American call a unicorn?
– A unimaize.

Why did the unicorn cross the road?
– To make the rainbow connection!

When unicorns wake up to eat a midnight snack, they go star grazing.

When the unicorn chef forgot the key ingredient in his signature cereal dish, his sous chef reminded him, “U-need-corn.”

When the unicorn lost his job, there was nothing funny about being canned corn anymore.

What do you call a piece of corn all by itself?
– A Unicorn.

“Be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn. In that case, you should always be a unicorn.”

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