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Unicorn puns in 2025

Did you hear about the misguided unicorn lumberjack who was killing humans?
– He believed he was doing random axe of kindness.

The other day my friend told me I was delusional…
…I nearly fell off of my unicorn.

“Always dreaming about unicorns.”

A unicorn’s favorite thing to eat for breakfast is Lucky charms.

If an adult unicorn is called a unicorn, a little unicorn should be called a puny-corn.

A unicorn’s favorite thing to wear at a Princess party is a Rain-boa.

What’s the best way to catch unicorns?
– Simple, by herding them all to one corner.

What happens when a unicorn loses its horn?
– He becomes a eunuch.

When unicorns are convicted, they are usually taken to the Uni-court for justice.

An unfaithful unicorn who commits fraudulent activities should be called a Uni-con.

What did the unicorn tell the bag of beans?
– U-no-corn.

What do you call a Unicorn with his horn cut off?
– a Eunuch-horn! 😀

“Whale you be my unicorn?”

All baby unicorns love listening to their favorite fairy tail before going to bed.

Unicorns who love playing the brass instruments should be called unique horns.

Why are unicorns considered to be among the most impatient mammals?
– They’re quick to get to the point.

What do you call a unicorn gelding?
– Eunuchorn

“I am a unicorn. Look at how damn majestic I am.”

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