Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Unicorn puns in 2024

Unicorns are just Mormons in disguise.
– They’re both white and have a fetish for virgins

Unicorns usually live on Mane Street.

When the unicorn lost its job, it became a canned corn.

What do you call a small scoop of ice-cream?
– A uni-cone.

What do you call a unicorn that’s had its horn removed.
– Eunuchorn

what do you call a unicorn with 2 horns and 2 tails?
– bizarre.

A unicorn’s favorite class in school is the horse-story class.

If you want to boost up the confidence of a nervous unicorn, just tell him, “Uni-can do it!”

Nobody could tame the stallion unicorn; that best was just horn to be wild.

A hunter went out on a hunting trip. He took his sons cigarettes by mistake.
– He had an excellent day. He shot 2 bucks, a boar, a black bear, and a unicorn

“Be a unicorn in a field of horses.”

Unicorns love listening to polkas
– because they are fond of the unicordians.

When the unicorn met with a schoolmate after years, he told him, “I am terribly sorry, but I seem to have forgotten your mane.”

Christmas is a unicorn’s most loved holiday of the year
– because they get to decorate the tree with Horn-aments.

When the chef asked which ingredients were missing in the signature dish, someone said quickly, ‘u-need-corn’.

What do unicorns call horses?
– Acorns.

All unicorns are just horses with a point of view.

You can never tame a stallion unicorn. It is horn to be wild.

Follow us on Facebook