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Unicorn puns in 2024

You can never tame a stallion unicorn. It is horn to be wild.

Uni-corn?
– I though that’s what you call a single grain or maize.

Unicorns have the best poker faces.

What do you call a unicorn that had its horn cut off?
– A eunuchorn!

When the baby unicorn fell, it cried out, “I’ve fallen, and I can’t giddyup.”

If you want to catch unicorns, the best way to do it is by herding them in one corner.

I’ve heard of fraudsters before, but that was one heck of a unique-con if I ever saw one.

I once attended a lecture on psychedelic drugs
– It was about punchline expectations. According to the unicorn, anyway.

“Don’t tell me unicorns don’t exist when I sitting on one right now.”

The unicorn wanted to join the police band, so that he wanted to have the right uni-form.

The type of currency that is used to buy things in the unicorn world is Uni-corn bread.

When a unicorn needs to go out and buy groceries they usually visit the fai-retail store to get their things.

Did you gear about the forgetful unicorn mom?
– She kept feeding her kids milk of amnesia.

I got really annoyed today when someone told me I was delusional.
– I was so upset I nearly fell off my unicorn

All unicorns don’t find puns about them funny
– because some of them can be all uni-corny.

Why won’t you ever find a unicorn in the army?
– Because they don’t like wearing uniforms.

A mailman, a boy, and a unicorn walk into a bar.
– The woman gets a concussion, some stitches, and a diagnosis of dissociative identity disorder.

Your chances of meeting a unicorn are extremely low.
– But they are still higher than the chance of you getting a girlfriend/boyfriend

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