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Valentines day puns in 2025

 I would love to Slytherin your heart.

 Whale lovers love listening to the love song, “And I whale always love you.”

To confess to a chocolate lover, just say, “I have more than a million Reese-ons why I adore you.”

The rat lover complimented his wife on date night, “You look very mice!”

A koala’s favorite love song lyrics are, “Koala me, loves Ko-all-a you.”

To propose to a veggie lover, just say, “You are my heart beet.”

To propose to a Shakespeare lover, tell them, “I love you beyond ‘Measure for Measure’.”

You are a tweetheart.

Pig lovers compliment their lovers by saying, “You make me squeal.”

I am add-icted to you because you are the solution to my problems.

You are turtle-ly awesome.

 When the chocolate boy fell in love, he told his crush, “I think there is something be-Twix-t us.”

People complimented the dress fabric I wore on Valentine’s day.
– It was made out of husband material.

Chipmunks choose their mates by saying, “I chews you.”

Don’t go bacon my heart.

When you have a crush on a watch lover, tell them, “I like you, big time!”

You’re my porpoise.
– I dolphinately love you infinitely.

“I love you, a sloth!”, is a great way to confess to someone who is lazy.

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