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Vampire puns in 2025

Fang you very much.

Vampires can always Count on me.

What do you call a narcissistic vampire?
– Transyl*VAIN.*

What is a vampire’s favorite drink? Bloody Mary

I met the child of a snowman and a vampire. He was suffering from a serious case of frostbite

I asked a vampire if I could borrow some money. He told me he needed to go to the blood bank.

How do u say goodbye to a vampire?
– So long sucker

On reflection, vampires aren’t that scary.

Last Halloween I went to a party and dressed up as a vampire, and ate all of the dishes. I was like Dracula the Buffet slayer.

You are just my blood type.

The vampires were in a mood, so I thought I’d do something to cheer them up. They were over the moon that I re-vamped their castle.

What do you call a group of vampire enthusiasts?
– A fang club

Apparently vampires drink blood because coffee keep them awake all day.

The dance that a Spanish vampire likes the most is The Fang-dango.

I fell out with my best friend because he didn’t invite me to his Halloween party. I hope it sucks.

I met a French vampire who had an attention deficit problem. We called him Drac..ooh la la!

Did you know vampires are dog people?
– After all, they have the biggest canines

How is the only way you can scare off a vampire just simply by talking to them? After you eat a clove of garlic.

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