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Vampire puns in 2024

What holiday does a vampire appreciate the most? Fangs-giving.

The local vampire society is constantly growing. They are always looking for new blood.

Vampires are not very adventurous when you take them to a bar. They always just order a Bloody Mary.

Why did the vampire fall in love with the Wizard?
– Because the wizard was a neck-romancer.

Q: What did Dracula say about meeting his girlfriend?
A: It was love at first bite!

What is a vampire’s favorite type of cheese? Munster.

Fangs for the memories.

Dracula is vegan, he can’t take any risks. One stake could kill him.

Why are vampires so impulsive?
– Because they never reflect on anything.

You don’t want to have a partnership with a vampire because they are a pain in the neck.

There’s a group of girls that love vampires at my school. I really want to join their fang club.

I just did a DNA test and found out I’m a vampire. I’m so ashamed, I can’t even look in the mirror.

What’s a vampire’s favorite ethnic food?
– Maxi Pad Thai.

I know an elderly vampire. He’s quite long in the tooth.

Why do people not like vampires? They are true pains in the neck.

I knew a vampire who was trying to become an actor. He gave it his best shot, but ended up retraining. He just couldn’t find a role he could sink his teeth into.

A group of vampire hunters needed to talk about the best tactics, so they decided to schedule a stakeholders meeting.

What is a vampire’s favorite flavor of ice cream?
– Vein-illa

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