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Vampire puns in 2025

What is the reason that vampires just act so crazy? It is in their blood.

Fang you very much.

Vampires can always Count on me.

What do you call a narcissistic vampire?
– Transyl*VAIN.*

What is a vampire’s favorite drink? Bloody Mary

I met the child of a snowman and a vampire. He was suffering from a serious case of frostbite

I asked a vampire if I could borrow some money. He told me he needed to go to the blood bank.

How do u say goodbye to a vampire?
– So long sucker

On reflection, vampires aren’t that scary.

Last Halloween I went to a party and dressed up as a vampire, and ate all of the dishes. I was like Dracula the Buffet slayer.

You are just my blood type.

The vampires were in a mood, so I thought I’d do something to cheer them up. They were over the moon that I re-vamped their castle.

What do you call a group of vampire enthusiasts?
– A fang club

Apparently vampires drink blood because coffee keep them awake all day.

The dance that a Spanish vampire likes the most is The Fang-dango.

I fell out with my best friend because he didn’t invite me to his Halloween party. I hope it sucks.

I met a French vampire who had an attention deficit problem. We called him Drac..ooh la la!

Did you know vampires are dog people?
– After all, they have the biggest canines

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