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Vegetable puns in 2025

Mom said she’d throw her son from a cliff if he didn’t eat his vegetables …
-… but it was a bluff!

Just turned down a job at my local vegetable shop; the celery was unacceptable.

I hope thistle cheer you up

What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
-A-spear-iguess

Trying to find a new place, I don’t need mushroom.

So I’ve lost a bag of cruciferous root vegetables…
-…but it’s okay, I’m sure they’ll turnip somewhere.

Girl, if you were a fruit you’ll be a FineApple.

But it lettuce to the wrong conclusion.”

What is the deadliest vegetable at the North Pole?
-An Arctichoke…

We lost our dog when we went to the market to buy vegetables; if you see him, lettuce know.

Squash any beef between us

If you were a vegetable
-You would be a cute cumber

What vegetable lives in your heart?
-Beets.

Bring me a legume, and make it snap pea!

Cactus makes perfect

This guy always makes vegetable puns, i wonder what’s tomato with him

I’d love to do a vegetable wash for you.

Please place personal items in the overhead cabbage compartment.

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