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Vegetable puns in 2025

Just dill with it

What is Nigel Farage’s least favourite type of vegetable?
-The European Onion

My coworker brought some vegetables to snack on during work, and he didn’t offer me any
-It’s like he didn’t even carrot all

You make my heart skip a beet!

Sweet chive of mind

Girl are you a vegetable?
-Because I would totall hit that assparagus of yours

If u were a vegetable you’d be a cutecumber.

Be careful with that shopping bag! There’s a leek in it

What’s a metalheads favorite vegetable?
– Korn

Vegetable puns make me feel good from my head tomatoes.

Netflix and dill

Why did the vegetable never meet his father?
-Because he had a dead beet dad.

Obi-Wan didn’t want to eat his vegetables
-So, Qui-Gonn had to force him…

You brock!

You’re my bam-boo

My friend asked if I knew about growing root vegetables.
-I told him I just know of a neighbor who grows them. I haven’t dug deeper.

You look like a steamed vegetable, only smarter.

As in “Let’s play pass the parsley!

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