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Vegetable puns in 2025

 Where have you bean all my life?

Eat, drink, and be rosemary

If you were a vegetable,
-I’d visit you at the hospital

A mushroom might be a fungi, but he’s not as cool as a cucumber.

A yacht’s kale keeps it upright.

I’m looking for some vegetable puns
-if you think of any lettuce know

Fry as hard as you can.

What kind of vegetable would star in Home Alone?
-A macauliflower

What kind of vegetable refuses to talk to you?
-An incommunivocado.

Bean there, done that.

Sage advice, there

If you were a vegetable…
-You would be a cucumber.

You say you make a great caesar salad, but that romaines to be seen.

His authenticity was kaled into question

Bad vegetable puns don’t produce laughter.
-It’s a rotten experience.

I don’t carrot at all

The cannibal said to his mother, “I don’t like my vegetables.”
-Mother says, “well, just eat your wife.”

Which part of the vegetable shouldn’t you eat?
-The wheelchair

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