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Vegetable puns in 2025

You had me at aloe

My kids and I are in search of some fresh vegetables puns.
-Lettuce know.

Lettuce Romaine Friends

Came home from the store with off-brand vegetable oil
-wife threw it directly in the trash to teach me a wesson

What did the vegetables say before they started praying?
-lettuce pray…

Peas don’t go.

Oh, kale yeah

Do you like vegetables?
-Cause I wanna eat your salad

I love you from my head tomatoes.

I slept well despite the howling kales outside.”

I have a really good vegetable pun
– I’d tell you but I’m worried you’d think it’s too corny

Everybody, romaine calm, ok this is not a drill.

What is Dr. Dre’s favorite vegetable?
-Beets.

A vegetable that smells like rotten automobiles
-Carrot

 Where have you bean all my life?

Eat, drink, and be rosemary

If you were a vegetable,
-I’d visit you at the hospital

A mushroom might be a fungi, but he’s not as cool as a cucumber.

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