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Vegetable puns in 2025

I’d love to do a vegetable wash for you.

Please place personal items in the overhead cabbage compartment.

All my vegetables got stolen and the cops finally showed up.
-“Lettuce handle this”

Are you a vegetable?
-Cause I want you to artichoke me.

You look absolutely radishing.

Our love could be like heirloom vegetable strong.

It ain’t over lentil it’s over!

Can I get some peas and quiet?!

Spring is coming, I’m so excited I went my plants

After my failed attempt at growing vegetables this year, I’ve decided to become a music producer.
-I’ve got a ton of sick beets.

A good gardener doesn’t miss a beet.

What a spud muffin

What should you do if you drop a root vegetable face down?
-Turnip over

Lettuce be thankful

I’m carrying around a lot of emotional cabbage

My wife said that onions are the only vegetable that makes her cry
-So I threw a pumpkin at her

I’m kale-ing it a day.

Don’t kale my vibe

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