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Vegetable puns in 2025

It ain’t over lentil it’s over!

Can I get some peas and quiet?!

Spring is coming, I’m so excited I went my plants

After my failed attempt at growing vegetables this year, I’ve decided to become a music producer.
-I’ve got a ton of sick beets.

A good gardener doesn’t miss a beet.

What a spud muffin

What should you do if you drop a root vegetable face down?
-Turnip over

Lettuce be thankful

I’m carrying around a lot of emotional cabbage

My wife said that onions are the only vegetable that makes her cry
-So I threw a pumpkin at her

I’m kale-ing it a day.

Don’t kale my vibe

Are you tryna be in a coma??
-Mama always told me to eat my vegetables

You be my sweet potato, and I’ll be your spud muffin.

You had me at aloe

My kids and I are in search of some fresh vegetables puns.
-Lettuce know.

Lettuce Romaine Friends

Came home from the store with off-brand vegetable oil
-wife threw it directly in the trash to teach me a wesson

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