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Vegetable puns in 2025

Bean there, done that.

Sage advice, there

If you were a vegetable…
-You would be a cucumber.

You say you make a great caesar salad, but that romaines to be seen.

His authenticity was kaled into question

Bad vegetable puns don’t produce laughter.
-It’s a rotten experience.

I don’t carrot at all

The cannibal said to his mother, “I don’t like my vegetables.”
-Mother says, “well, just eat your wife.”

Which part of the vegetable shouldn’t you eat?
-The wheelchair

 Thank you for bean-ing a friend.

Sage against the machine

I dont like vegetables but…
-I’d still like to put my eggplant in your salad

How will you be pureeing your root vegetables this year?

The information was leeked and a huge media storm erupted

You’re about half as likely to die from a vegetable pun
– as you artichoke.

Just dill with it

What is Nigel Farage’s least favourite type of vegetable?
-The European Onion

My coworker brought some vegetables to snack on during work, and he didn’t offer me any
-It’s like he didn’t even carrot all

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