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Vegetable puns in 2025

What did the vegetables say before they started praying?
-lettuce pray…

Peas don’t go.

Oh, kale yeah

Do you like vegetables?
-Cause I wanna eat your salad

I love you from my head tomatoes.

I slept well despite the howling kales outside.”

I have a really good vegetable pun
– I’d tell you but I’m worried you’d think it’s too corny

Everybody, romaine calm, ok this is not a drill.

What is Dr. Dre’s favorite vegetable?
-Beets.

A vegetable that smells like rotten automobiles
-Carrot

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