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Vegetable puns in 2025

We lost our dog when we went to the market to buy vegetables; if you see him, lettuce know.

Squash any beef between us

If you were a vegetable
-You would be a cute cumber

What vegetable lives in your heart?
-Beets.

Bring me a legume, and make it snap pea!

Cactus makes perfect

This guy always makes vegetable puns, i wonder what’s tomato with him

I’d love to do a vegetable wash for you.

Please place personal items in the overhead cabbage compartment.

All my vegetables got stolen and the cops finally showed up.
-“Lettuce handle this”

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