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Waffle puns in 2024

My father bought a waffle iron, he gets really annoyed with wrinkled waffles.

“Weekends are for sleeping in and making waffles.”

Do you know the waffle iron that goes mad?
– It just flips.

What is the most favourite song of waffles? – “Every day I’m waffling” by LMFAO.

Good Waffle Morning!

We aren’t in the food business. We’re in the people business.

Baseball and waffles are so alike. They both need a good batter.

What did the Hulk say when he was told every superhero loves waffles at the breakfast buffet?
– Not all heroes, where crepes?

“As long as there are waffles, I’m in.”

Without you, I would have a waffle Christmas this year.

There are three important things in life: waffles, family, and work or waffles, work, and family. The order does not matter as long as waffles are first.

I don’t want to burst your bubble waffle.

Why are waffles so filling?
Because they’re wa-fulls not waff-empties.

When my mother makes the waffles, the batter tries to run away. I think it is because she cracks the eggs and beats them.

“This waffle is the eighth wonder of the world.”

The waffle cannot participate in the pancake party because it is a square.

Bite Into Goodness

Waffles are the true breakfast of champions.

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