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Waffle puns in 2025

“Short stack of waffles, please.”

What’s the worst waffle in California?
– Sandy Eggo.

37. We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I’m making waffles!” (Our personal favorite Shrek waffles quote)

If you think waffles are delicious then wait till you try a bubble waffle.

I wanted to have a Waffle House, my father took out the eggos and said “Okay, I’ll have the waffle apartment”.

“Just trying to make Leslie Knope proud.”

“The best part of brunch has arrived.”

What do you call a waffle on a California beach?
– A Sandy Eggo!

This is Waffle Love.

Good Food Fast

I used to know a guy who was all about getting his waffle in the morning. That’s all he’d talk about! He’d even take people’s toast out of the toaster and put in his waffles.
– He’s such an Eggo-maniac

“Let there be brunch.”

The blind man burns his hands because he tries to read with a waffle iron.

What Do You Call A Waffle On A Sandy Beach?
– A Sandy Eggo.

Making Toasts Interesting

I saw a waffle house on the street, I think it’s smiling back at me. I should go and say hi.

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