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Waffle puns in 2024

When the waiter asked if I’d like syrup or cream on my waffle, I exclaimed “They’re butter together!”

“#WOTD: waffle of the day.”

What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
– Sandy eggo.

Have You Tried the Hot Dog Waffle?

Our waffle game is strong.

I ate waffle today at breakfast, and for some reason it gave me terrible gas from the back of my throat
– It was a belchin’ waffle (Belgian)

“If you love me, pass the syrup.”

What do you call a waffle mixed with building blocks?
– A Leggo

Why should you not eat waffles on the beach in California?
– Because you’ll end up with a sandy eggo.

So much deliciousness in just one bite

Make waffles, not pancakes

How long does it take to get the Belgium waffle all the way from Belgium?
– I overheard an older gentleman asking the waitress this before ordering at the diner.

When Captain America was told that all superheroes love waffles, he replied, “Not all superheroes, where is crepes?”

“As sweet as waffles, as carefree as whipped cream.”

Do you know which is the best part of a delicious waffle? – It is the “W” because everything becomes affle without it.

What do you call a Waffle on a So Cal beach?
– A Sandy Eggo

You deserve a treat. Have a bubble waffle.

My friend from Paris was the best man at the wedding of a Belgian waffle heir and a Swedish pancake tycoon, but wasn’t allowed to give a speech at the reception.
– They knew he’d give a French toast, and they said it wasn’t worth the pain.

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