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Waffle puns in 2025

“Just trying to make Leslie Knope proud.”

“The best part of brunch has arrived.”

What do you call a waffle on a California beach?
– A Sandy Eggo!

This is Waffle Love.

Good Food Fast

I used to know a guy who was all about getting his waffle in the morning. That’s all he’d talk about! He’d even take people’s toast out of the toaster and put in his waffles.
– He’s such an Eggo-maniac

“Let there be brunch.”

The blind man burns his hands because he tries to read with a waffle iron.

What Do You Call A Waffle On A Sandy Beach?
– A Sandy Eggo.

Making Toasts Interesting

I saw a waffle house on the street, I think it’s smiling back at me. I should go and say hi.

My local Waffle House has a new insurance plan.
– They’re now covered and smothered.

My son said he’d make breakfast. Then he said he wouldn’t and then said he would. I know he’s just waffling around.

“In waffles we trust.”

That man always keeps talking about how he cooks the best waffles in the world. He is so eggotistical.

Waffles: The Only Breakfast You Need

Make breakfasts waffle-y cute.

What do you call a person who loves both himself and waffles more than anything else in the world?
– An Eggomaniac

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