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Waffle puns in 2024

Anything goes with waffles: syrup, ice cream, berries, whip cream, chocolate, my wallet, my budget, my grocery list, my money, my salary, my savings.

I love covering my waffles with maple syrup. My father once saw me pour it and said, “Easy girl, that thing doesn’t grow in maple-ace”.

Today is National Waffle Day. Not sure how I feel about that.

“In the morning, I’m making waffles.” — Donkey, Shrek

What do you call a waffle on a California Beach?
– A Sandy Eggo

Waffle Up!

Butter up and smile!

My father bought a waffle iron, he gets really annoyed with wrinkled waffles.

“Weekends are for sleeping in and making waffles.”

Do you know the waffle iron that goes mad?
– It just flips.

What is the most favourite song of waffles? – “Every day I’m waffling” by LMFAO.

Good Waffle Morning!

We aren’t in the food business. We’re in the people business.

Baseball and waffles are so alike. They both need a good batter.

What did the Hulk say when he was told every superhero loves waffles at the breakfast buffet?
– Not all heroes, where crepes?

“As long as there are waffles, I’m in.”

Without you, I would have a waffle Christmas this year.

There are three important things in life: waffles, family, and work or waffles, work, and family. The order does not matter as long as waffles are first.

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