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Waffle puns in 2024

What do you call a waffle’s evil twin?
– Its alter Eggo

My son who loves waffles said, “You look waffly-cute” when I got him his favorite waffle ice cream.

“Surround yourself with waffles, not negativity.”

When you cook chickpeas in a waffle iron, you will have fawaffle.

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Wife: “I made our daughter a waffle this morning.”
Me: “Well thanks for changing her back.”

“I like hashtags because they look like waffles.”

When a waffle is mixed with several building blocks, we will have a leggo.

Best Waffles in The World!

How can a pancake with abs be so delicious?

Waffles….
Pancakes with abs!

My friend left at 3 pm from my Galentine’s breakfast party. “Thanks a brunch for the waffles”, she said.

“Waffles for dinner? Don’t mind if I do.”

My girlfriend and I had breakfast this morning. And she asked me how were my waffles.
– They weren’t w-awful.

Do you know the main difference between an American waffle and a Belgian waffle?
– A Belgium waffle would crumble in the hands of German, but an American waffle would not.

Crisp golden waffles today!

But first, waffles.

I know my mother is terrible at making waffles, but she is getting batter.

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