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Waffle puns in 2025

I don’t want to burst your bubble waffle.

Why are waffles so filling?
Because they’re wa-fulls not waff-empties.

When my mother makes the waffles, the batter tries to run away. I think it is because she cracks the eggs and beats them.

“This waffle is the eighth wonder of the world.”

The waffle cannot participate in the pancake party because it is a square.

Bite Into Goodness

Waffles are the true breakfast of champions.

We drove to California and had a picnic on the beach. Had a great time, even though our waffles fell on the ground.
– I’ll always remember that sandy Eggo trip.

“Pour some syrup on me.”

I made waffles this morning, but I have some bad news…
– I forgot the W and they turned out awful.

If you drop your waffle on the beach in San Diego…
– You have a sandy eggo in San Diego.

For the love of Stroopwafles.

All Day, Every Day

what do you call a waffle you find on the beach?
– san diego

“This waffle is some kind of wonderful.”

My daughter says “Oh no! There’s no waffle emoji!”
I say “That’s w-terrible”

She says “I know what you really wanted to say”

What do you call a Waffle on a So Cal beach?
– A Sandy Eggo

Every bite is like a burst of happiness.

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