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Waffle puns in 2025

If you love a waffle, then just pass it the syrup.

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If waffles could judge, it would be fair and square.

I asked my father why we apply butter while making waffles. He said, “It cooks butter”.

What do you call waffles on the beach
– Sandy-egos

“Short stack of waffles, please.”

What’s the worst waffle in California?
– Sandy Eggo.

37. We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I’m making waffles!” (Our personal favorite Shrek waffles quote)

If you think waffles are delicious then wait till you try a bubble waffle.

I wanted to have a Waffle House, my father took out the eggos and said “Okay, I’ll have the waffle apartment”.

“Just trying to make Leslie Knope proud.”

“The best part of brunch has arrived.”

What do you call a waffle on a California beach?
– A Sandy Eggo!

This is Waffle Love.

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I used to know a guy who was all about getting his waffle in the morning. That’s all he’d talk about! He’d even take people’s toast out of the toaster and put in his waffles.
– He’s such an Eggo-maniac

“Let there be brunch.”

The blind man burns his hands because he tries to read with a waffle iron.

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