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Waffle puns in 2025

What Do You Call A Waffle On A Sandy Beach?
– A Sandy Eggo.

Making Toasts Interesting

I saw a waffle house on the street, I think it’s smiling back at me. I should go and say hi.

My local Waffle House has a new insurance plan.
– They’re now covered and smothered.

My son said he’d make breakfast. Then he said he wouldn’t and then said he would. I know he’s just waffling around.

“In waffles we trust.”

That man always keeps talking about how he cooks the best waffles in the world. He is so eggotistical.

Waffles: The Only Breakfast You Need

Make breakfasts waffle-y cute.

What do you call a person who loves both himself and waffles more than anything else in the world?
– An Eggomaniac

“I love my best friends a waffle lot.”

“This waffle really goes with my pajamas.”

Whenever the waffle makes a mistake, he says: “Sorry a lot, I promise that I will not bother you a waffle lot!”

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My friend from Paris wasn’t allowed to give a reception speech at the waffle and pancake’s royal wedding. They knew he’d give a French toast.

“We go together like waffles and whipped cream.”

My girlfriend wanted waffles but my car battery was dead…
I said we’d have to boost it if we wanted to go out for waffles, and she responded “Well of course we have to jump the car if we want to go to IHOP!”

She’s a keeper.

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