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Waffle puns in 2025

My grandmother was trying to read the waffle iron and burnt her hand. She’s blind.

“Love you a brunch.”

“Hey, ThinkGeek now has a waffle maker that makes waffles in the shape of the Death Star…”
“…the only problem is that the waffles tend to come out a little on the dark side.”

What do you call a Waffle on a California beach?
– A sandy-eggo.

Be In Your Own Bubble

Anything goes with waffles: syrup, ice cream, berries, whip cream, chocolate, my wallet, my budget, my grocery list, my money, my salary, my savings.

I love covering my waffles with maple syrup. My father once saw me pour it and said, “Easy girl, that thing doesn’t grow in maple-ace”.

Today is National Waffle Day. Not sure how I feel about that.

“In the morning, I’m making waffles.” — Donkey, Shrek

What do you call a waffle on a California Beach?
– A Sandy Eggo

Waffle Up!

Butter up and smile!

My father bought a waffle iron, he gets really annoyed with wrinkled waffles.

“Weekends are for sleeping in and making waffles.”

Do you know the waffle iron that goes mad?
– It just flips.

What is the most favourite song of waffles? – “Every day I’m waffling” by LMFAO.

Good Waffle Morning!

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