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Waffle puns in 2025

We drove to California and had a picnic on the beach. Had a great time, even though our waffles fell on the ground.
– I’ll always remember that sandy Eggo trip.

“Pour some syrup on me.”

I made waffles this morning, but I have some bad news…
– I forgot the W and they turned out awful.

If you drop your waffle on the beach in San Diego…
– You have a sandy eggo in San Diego.

For the love of Stroopwafles.

All Day, Every Day

what do you call a waffle you find on the beach?
– san diego

“This waffle is some kind of wonderful.”

My daughter says “Oh no! There’s no waffle emoji!”
I say “That’s w-terrible”

She says “I know what you really wanted to say”

What do you call a Waffle on a So Cal beach?
– A Sandy Eggo

Every bite is like a burst of happiness.

What do you call a waffle with a hole in it?
– A Wiffle.

If they made an Eggo waffle stuffed with syrup inside, it’d be a Preggo Eggo.

“TFW your waffles come out of the kitchen…”

The breakfast of a German pilot is also called a Luft-Waffle.

Waffles – not just for mornings.

My father poured maple syrup on my essay. He said it was 100% waffle.

“Sleep is just a time machine to waffles.”

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