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Waffle puns in 2025

Whenever the waffle makes a mistake, he says: “Sorry a lot, I promise that I will not bother you a waffle lot!”

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My friend from Paris wasn’t allowed to give a reception speech at the waffle and pancake’s royal wedding. They knew he’d give a French toast.

“We go together like waffles and whipped cream.”

My girlfriend wanted waffles but my car battery was dead…
I said we’d have to boost it if we wanted to go out for waffles, and she responded “Well of course we have to jump the car if we want to go to IHOP!”

She’s a keeper.

My colleague always brings the biggest waffle to our office every day. He has a huge Eggo.

Have a forkful of waffle!

If you’ll melt my heart, might as well put my heart on a waffle.

I had to write a short essay on why I like waffles but I couldn’t. I was waffling too much.

Saw some waffles with Elsa on them in the breakfast section yesterday…
– Must have been Frozen Waffles!

“Is a waffle connoisseur a thing? Let’s make it a thing.”

What do you get when you drop your waffle at the beach?
– A San Diego

Give Your Valentine a Heart Shaped Waffle.

Waffles are healthy. Check out their abs!

I wanted to make waffles today but I messed up the batter. They turned out quite a crepe.

“Dare to be a waffle in a world full of pancakes.”

“All you need is waffles (and syrup).”

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