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Waffle puns in 2024

“As sweet as waffles, as carefree as whipped cream.”

Do you know which is the best part of a delicious waffle? – It is the “W” because everything becomes affle without it.

What do you call a Waffle on a So Cal beach?
– A Sandy Eggo

You deserve a treat. Have a bubble waffle.

My friend from Paris was the best man at the wedding of a Belgian waffle heir and a Swedish pancake tycoon, but wasn’t allowed to give a speech at the reception.
– They knew he’d give a French toast, and they said it wasn’t worth the pain.

“Where there’s a waffle, there’s a way.”

“Every waffle feels like my first.”

My student pours maple syrup all over her essay because it is completely waffle.

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I consider waffles a food group.

My friend doesn’t let us have anything else but waffles. He is quite eggo-istical like that.

“I’ll take the waffles with a side of waffles.”

Do you hear the latest news about the murder of the waffle in the kitchen?
– Someone scatters, smothers, covers, chunks, tops, and dices it. So horrible!

If you love a waffle, then just pass it the syrup.

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If waffles could judge, it would be fair and square.

I asked my father why we apply butter while making waffles. He said, “It cooks butter”.

What do you call waffles on the beach
– Sandy-egos

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