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Waffle puns in 2025

My girlfriend wanted waffles but my car battery was dead…
I said we’d have to boost it if we wanted to go out for waffles, and she responded “Well of course we have to jump the car if we want to go to IHOP!”

She’s a keeper.

My colleague always brings the biggest waffle to our office every day. He has a huge Eggo.

Have a forkful of waffle!

If you’ll melt my heart, might as well put my heart on a waffle.

I had to write a short essay on why I like waffles but I couldn’t. I was waffling too much.

Saw some waffles with Elsa on them in the breakfast section yesterday…
– Must have been Frozen Waffles!

“Is a waffle connoisseur a thing? Let’s make it a thing.”

What do you get when you drop your waffle at the beach?
– A San Diego

Give Your Valentine a Heart Shaped Waffle.

Waffles are healthy. Check out their abs!

I wanted to make waffles today but I messed up the batter. They turned out quite a crepe.

“Dare to be a waffle in a world full of pancakes.”

“All you need is waffles (and syrup).”

What do you call it when you eat a waffle on a beach in California?
– A sandy Eggo

Have the syrup on the ready!

For the love of waffles

The round waffle said to the burnt square waffle, “Don’t be such a square!”

Where are the best beaches for eating waffles?
– Sandy Eggo

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