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Waffle puns in 2025

The Greatest Of All Time

Waffles….
Pancakes with abs!

My friend left at 3 pm from my Galentine’s breakfast party. “Thanks a brunch for the waffles”, she said.

“Waffles for dinner? Don’t mind if I do.”

My girlfriend and I had breakfast this morning. And she asked me how were my waffles.
– They weren’t w-awful.

Do you know the main difference between an American waffle and a Belgian waffle?
– A Belgium waffle would crumble in the hands of German, but an American waffle would not.

Crisp golden waffles today!

How can a pancake with abs be so delicious?

I know my mother is terrible at making waffles, but she is getting batter.

Saw some waffles with Elsa on them in the breakfast section yesterday…
– Must have been Frozen Waffles!

“The only thing I’ll wake up early for is waffles.”

What do you call a waffle at the beach?
– Sandy Eggo

Because Waffles Are The Way To Start The Day

But first, waffles.

My daughter made waffles today and she forgot to put W in it. So they turned out just awful.

“Beyond this point you may find best friends eating waffles.”

Where does the waffle couple often go on their summer holiday?
– Sandy Eggo!

What do you call a waffle on a California beach
– A sandy eggo

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