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Waffle puns in 2025

“Every waffle feels like my first.”

My student pours maple syrup all over her essay because it is completely waffle.

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I consider waffles a food group.

My friend doesn’t let us have anything else but waffles. He is quite eggo-istical like that.

“I’ll take the waffles with a side of waffles.”

Do you hear the latest news about the murder of the waffle in the kitchen?
– Someone scatters, smothers, covers, chunks, tops, and dices it. So horrible!

If you love a waffle, then just pass it the syrup.

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If waffles could judge, it would be fair and square.

I asked my father why we apply butter while making waffles. He said, “It cooks butter”.

What do you call waffles on the beach
– Sandy-egos

“Short stack of waffles, please.”

What’s the worst waffle in California?
– Sandy Eggo.

37. We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I’m making waffles!” (Our personal favorite Shrek waffles quote)

If you think waffles are delicious then wait till you try a bubble waffle.

I wanted to have a Waffle House, my father took out the eggos and said “Okay, I’ll have the waffle apartment”.

“Just trying to make Leslie Knope proud.”

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