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Waffle puns in 2025

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I consider waffles a food group.

My friend from Paris was the best man at the wedding of a Belgian waffle heir and a Swedish pancake tycoon, but wasn’t allowed to give a speech at the reception.
– They knew he’d give a French toast, and they said it wasn’t worth the pain.

“Where there’s a waffle, there’s a way.”

Do you hear the latest news about the murder of the waffle in the kitchen?
– Someone scatters, smothers, covers, chunks, tops, and dices it. So horrible!

If you love a waffle, then just pass it the syrup.

Where we make mornings great!

If waffles could judge, it would be fair and square.

My friend doesn’t let us have anything else but waffles. He is quite eggo-istical like that.

“I’ll take the waffles with a side of waffles.”

“Short stack of waffles, please.”

What’s the worst waffle in California?
– Sandy Eggo.

37. We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I’m making waffles!” (Our personal favorite Shrek waffles quote)

If you think waffles are delicious then wait till you try a bubble waffle.

I asked my father why we apply butter while making waffles. He said, “It cooks butter”.

What do you call waffles on the beach
– Sandy-egos

“The best part of brunch has arrived.”

What do you call a waffle on a California beach?
– A Sandy Eggo!

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