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Water puns in 2025

If Smart water were actually smart… Then why did it get bottled?

That shore is a long comment.

Yogi had a water, whiskey and tea drink everyday.
-He was a toddy bear.

How would Watergate be done in Scotland?
-With scotch tape.

Tea is therapeutic because boiling the water raises your self of steam.

I shore can!

What do you call two straight days of rain in Seattle?
– The weekend.

Pier pressure keeps a dock floating above water

When the police boat fills with water it needs to be bailed out.

How do raindrops ask each other out?
-He asked her “Water you doing tonight?”

If you see videos of running water on the internet that’s called a live stream.

 When the police boat fills with water and those on board must be bailed out.

What do you call it when you get a month’s worth of rain at once?
-England.

Why are oceans so detail-obsessed?
-They like to be pacific.

The pay for a submarine captain means they can’t keep their heads above water.

Water you waiting for?

Why do poets always write about the sea?
-They just can’t fathom her depths.

Consuming a whole bucket of water could make one turn pail.

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