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Water puns in 2025

I shore can!

What do you call two straight days of rain in Seattle?
– The weekend.

Pier pressure keeps a dock floating above water

When the police boat fills with water it needs to be bailed out.

How do raindrops ask each other out?
-He asked her “Water you doing tonight?”

If you see videos of running water on the internet that’s called a live stream.

 When the police boat fills with water and those on board must be bailed out.

What do you call it when you get a month’s worth of rain at once?
-England.

Why are oceans so detail-obsessed?
-They like to be pacific.

The pay for a submarine captain means they can’t keep their heads above water.

Water you waiting for?

Why do poets always write about the sea?
-They just can’t fathom her depths.

Consuming a whole bucket of water could make one turn pail.

I use boats to del-river my packages.

How do you determine an ant’s gender?
-Toss it in the water and it sinks, it’s a girl. If the ant floats, it’s a buoyant.

Where do mansplainers get their water?
– From a well, actually..

Ending up in hot water may result from upseting a cannibal.

My friend couldn’t afford the water bill anymore.
– I sent him a Get Well Soon card.

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