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Water puns in 2025

When one suspects their merlot was watered down, they require more proof.

Tis the sea-sun.

What did the sink say to the water faucet?
-You’re a real drip.

The water pipe installer was plumb loco.

Archimedes’ approach to a water pump was screwed.

Why does water never laugh at jokes?
-It doesn’t appreciate dry humor.

Hot water down a rabbit hole may get a hot cross bunny.

 I thought about splashing out on a water bed.

What do the fish say when they run into the wall?
-Dam.

Playing cards in submarines, is only ‘so much bridge under the water’.

Avoid pier pressure.

How do you make holy water?
-You boil the hell out of it….

Archimedes approach to a water pump was screwed.

Ending up in hot water may be the result of upsetting a cannibal.

What weather do kings like most?
-Hail, of course!

Do Scottish Perrier’s refuse to drink tap water?

 I considered making a new brand of bottled water, but the market was too saturated.

What doctor runs their clinic underwater?
– A sturgeon.

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