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Water puns in 2025

The choice between a water control project or the all weather stadium was a no win situation. Dammed if you do, domed if you don’t.

Twenty Twenty won, and we’re not out of the water yet! 2022 is Twenty Twenty too!

H20 is water, but what is H204?
– It’s for swimming and drinking, of course.

Sea they never stop

Diving in shallow water could lead to jumping to the wrong conclusion.

Someone dug a hole in my yard and filled it with water.
-I think he meant well.

A vinyl resting place may be a waterbed.

I don’t know water you docking aboat.

Why did the lake date the river?
-She had a bubbly personality.

Del-river this package please

Wanted to play water polo but the horses wouldn’t swim.

What did the beaver say when he slipped on some water?
-Dam it.

How did the water introduce itself?
– The names bond, Hydrogen bond.

Sea I will never stop the water puns.

The coach asked Roger if I could swim underwater.
– He said, “I wouldn’t hold your breath.”

Water in the basement memories came flooding back.

I whaley love you.

Why did Snoop Dog need an umbrella?
-Fo’ Drizzle.

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