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Water puns in 2025

Every time I take a drink from a bottle, it keeps pouring back.
-Must be spring water.

The lack of well power is when you are too lazy to draw water while the electricity is out.

Don’t get tide down.

What would you call a guy throwing his laptop into the ocean?
-Adele, Rollin’ in the Deep.

Would Watergate in Scotland be Scotch tape.

A duck that won’t go in the water is a chicken.

Why is a river an amazing roommate?
-They just go with the flow.

RIP boiling water.
-You will be mist.

 A water bed may lead a couple to drift apart.

Where do ghosts make their movies?
-At Univer-soul Studios.

When one suspects their merlot was watered down, they require more proof.

Tis the sea-sun.

What did the sink say to the water faucet?
-You’re a real drip.

The water pipe installer was plumb loco.

Archimedes’ approach to a water pump was screwed.

Why does water never laugh at jokes?
-It doesn’t appreciate dry humor.

Hot water down a rabbit hole may get a hot cross bunny.

 I thought about splashing out on a water bed.

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