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Water puns in 2025

Someone dug a hole in my yard and filled it with water.
-I think he meant well.

A vinyl resting place may be a waterbed.

I don’t know water you docking aboat.

Why did the lake date the river?
-She had a bubbly personality.

Del-river this package please

Wanted to play water polo but the horses wouldn’t swim.

What did the beaver say when he slipped on some water?
-Dam it.

How did the water introduce itself?
– The names bond, Hydrogen bond.

Sea I will never stop the water puns.

The coach asked Roger if I could swim underwater.
– He said, “I wouldn’t hold your breath.”

Water in the basement memories came flooding back.

I whaley love you.

Why did Snoop Dog need an umbrella?
-Fo’ Drizzle.

Healthy water is well water.

Water-skiing can be a drag sometimes.

What do you call water that is good for you?
-Well water.

When a store sells water they call it a liquidation.

Water-skiing can be a drag sometime.

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