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Water puns in 2025

Why don’t you see oceans in school?
-They just can’t wade through the homework.

Why do seals swim in salt water ?
– Because, pepper water makes them sneeze.

Yogi had a water, whiskey and tea drink everyday,he was a toddy bear.

What do oceans say to each other?
-Nothing, they wave.

Studying water science comes from a great thirst for knowledge.

Shell yeah!

How did the pen get across water?
-Biro-ing.

Diving in shallow water could led to jumping to the wrong conclusion.

Consuming a whole bucket of water could turn you pail.

Why does the river never get lost?
-They find the right pathwave.

How do you make a water bed bouncier?
-You add spring water

Water slide construction completion requires a dry run.

Every time I take a drink from a bottle, it keeps pouring back.
-Must be spring water.

The lack of well power is when you are too lazy to draw water while the electricity is out.

Don’t get tide down.

What would you call a guy throwing his laptop into the ocean?
-Adele, Rollin’ in the Deep.

Would Watergate in Scotland be Scotch tape.

A duck that won’t go in the water is a chicken.

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