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Watermelon puns in 2025

Why are watermelons the saddest fruit?
– Because they’re melon-cholic!

I think it’s funny when I ask girls whether they would spit or swallow my seed if I was a watermelon.
– Unfortunately, almost all of them reply not in a hundred melon years.

When one has tasted watermelon, he knows what the angels eat.

The new born girl in the hospital was a little dusky the doctor said it seems that the infant has high levels of meloninine.

What do you call a melon that commits a crime?
– “A water-fellon!”

Forget about watermelons, I heard having a windmelon your property is the best way to get clean and renewable electricity.

That’s all right if you’ve got a watermelon. Never let the seeds stop you from enjoying the watermelon.-Jo Swerling

“You’re one in a melon.”

Why are watermelons the saddest fruit?
– “They get melancholy.”

Why did the watermelon go crazy?
– He lost his rind.

Here’s another one; what about an otter who lives in an emptied out melon?
– An ottermelon.

“Honey dew or dew not.”

Watermelons are smile of summer.

What was the watermelon’s naughty pick-up line?
– Want to see my melons?

What did the watermelon say to its boyfriend or girlfriend?
– You’re one in a melon!

Nobody wants to sit next to the watermelon in the class
– because it has a strange smelon.

If people have time and patience, they will be able to count the number of seeds in a watermelon. But not one person can tell you how many watermelons will grow by planting one seed.-

The instructor advised all the people in the gym that they should regularly do exercise have healthy food and also forty five minutes of tredmelon he meant to say treadmill is a must.

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