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Watermelon puns in 2025

How are a car and a bicycle similar?
– “You can’t make watermelon juice out of either of them.”

I once attended the saddest watermelon funeral I’ve ever been to.
I gotta say, I’ve never seen anything so meloncholy in my life.

“Peelin’ pretty great about this summer so far.”

A watermelon that breaks open by itself tastes better than one cut with a knife.

These days the water melons are treated with a lot of pesticides for their fast growth, this is dangerous and harmful
– because it could lead to a lot of abnormelonities I mean abnormalities.

Why are watermelons the saddest fruit?
– They get melancholy.

What do you call a serial killer watermelon?
– A slaughter melon.

I love watermelons but I believe you got to kill it to eat it.

And what’s more, watermelon needn’t just be enjoyed as a sweet snack. It works well in dozens of recipes, sweet and savory.

Why shouldn’t you go into business with a watermelon?
– They’re seedy.

What was the watermelon’s naughty pick-up line?
– Want to see my melons?

What do you calla watermelon that just won’t stop committing crimes?
– A watefelon.

“A large battalion of my thoughts was marching determinedly on its way to Annoyance but it was distracted and took a wrong turn at Adam and found, to its surprise, that it had ended up in the entirely different destination of Dreamy Contentment.”-Marian Keyes, Watermelon

What will a man be called if he has a lot of blusterous felon on his finger, he will be called as water felon.

How do you make a watermelon more watery?
– “You have to plant it in the spring (a spring is a small river).”

And speaking of meloncholy, I heard that’s what you get when you cross a watermelon and broccoli.

I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger. Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along!

“In the same way that the stewards on the Titanic were more concerned about the unemptied ashtrays on the bar than the enormous hole in the side of the ship which was letting in zillions of gallons of water, I too was worrying about the unimportant and ignoring the vital. Sometimes it’s easier that way. Because although there was little I could do about the huge hole, it was within my power to empty an asthray.”

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