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Watermelon puns in 2025

What did the fruit write on his Valentine’s card?
– You’re one in a melon!

A watermelon proposes to its sweetheart
: “Honeydew want to get married?” “Oh yes”, she replies, “but we cantaloupe!”

What does the watermelon say to its girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
– “You are one in a melon! I love you!”

With every watermelon you cut, there is an opportunity to cut a distasteful or unappetizing watermelon. Still, this does not keep us from purchasing watermelons.

The farms look really good to me do you know why?
– They have a lot of wind melons on it.

What will happen if the watermelon does not bath for a couple number of days?
– “It will start smelon!”

What do you call a girl watermelon cop on the beat?
– A water fe-melon duty.

“I think this pic is pretty grape.”

Life is like eating a watermelon, you know you’re going to get some seeds; just spit them out and take another bite

Do you know what you call the outside of a watermelon?
– “Rind of.”

Did you hear about the fruit who was convicted of armed robbery?
– Now he’s a waterfelon.

What is Bruce Lee’s favourite fruit?
– Wataaaaar melooooon?

“I’m letting this incredible view take the lime-light.”

The librarian never read the books, because his favorite fruit was watermelon and he had already red all the books.

You know what they say about when life gives you melons?
– You might be dyslexic.

The forecast said that we’re in for a hot summer; better make sure I watermelon everyday or else the yard will dry up.

There were happy days, with watermelon, and sad days of whiskey.-Lewis Nordan

“It’s not a melon-y to love summer as much as I do.”

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