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Watermelon puns in 2025

These days nothing is perfect there are a lot of flaws in it, hence steps need to be taken to make things normelon, said a minister during his speech.

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Why won’t anyone sit next to a watermelon?
– They have a strange smelon.

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If that’s the case, would it be wrong to say that the unfaithful watermelon had an illegitimate daughtermelon?

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I just wanna taste it, I just wanna taste it / Watermelon sugar high / Tastes like strawberries on a summer evenin’

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The inside of a watermelon should display good, crisp red flesh. Melons should not be mealy and water soaked.

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Did you hear about the fruit who was convicted of armed robbery?
– Now he’s a waterfelon.

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What did the fruit write on his Valentine’s card?
– You’re one in a melon!

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The watermelon plant didn’t like sharing a garden with passion vines
; but they started to grow on him.

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“I knew then that life was no respecter of circumstance. The force that flings disasters at us doesn’t say ” Well, I won’t give her that lump in her breast for another year. Best to let her recover from the death of her mother first.” It just goes right on ahead and does whatever it feels like, whenever it feels like it.”-Marian Keyes, Watermelon

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A man gifted a lot of fresh watermelon of his farm to his friend, as a token of thanks the, friend greeted him by saying “ thanks a melon ”.

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If Jim has 15 watermelons and throws one at Mary, what does Mary have?
– “A really bad headache!”

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Even though Jake was a heartthrob Casanova,
he just had to break up with his long-time watermelon vending girlfriend
; said she was always melondramatic about everything.

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If you focus on only the seeds in a watermelon, you missed the sweetness of the meat.-Wally Amos

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“Like I always say, there’s a time and a place for spontaneity.”

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Camel is a slow and steady animal it’s not advisable to go for a trip on a camelon.

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Do you know what you call the outside of a watermleon?
– Rind of.

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What do you call two watermelons that are not allowed to get married?
– A couple of can’t- elopes.

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I love summer so berry much.”

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