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Watermelon puns in 2025

A teacher announced that there will be a watermelon party on this Thursday, all students are advised to bring water melon in their lunch, a student’s mother packed a bowl of water and a yellow melon in the lunch box.

Why did one melon break up with the other melon?
– He didn’t know water problem was.

Why are watermelons such good entrepreneurs?
– They always have seed money.

The teacher asked us in class that if a group of flowers were called a bouquet of flowers, what about watermelons?
– Yeah, I got sent to the principals for answering a

What do you call a snowman in the summer?
– A puddle.

“It takes two to mango.”

What did the father cantaloupe say to his son?
– “Watermelon! (Water-my-lawn)”

This list of funny puns is really one in a melon… And they’re all related to fruit!

What excuse did the late watermelon give his boss?
– He said be there in 5 boss, I’m just rind the corner.

Life is like eating a watermelon, you know you’re going to get some seeds; just spit them out and take another bite

A father on his daughter’s wedding complimented her by saying your smile is worth a melon bucks.

Did you hear about the new watermelon powered cars set to come out next year?
– Yeah, it’s too bad you only get a water-melon the gallon.

A watermelon that breaks open by itself tastes better than one cut with a knife.-Hualing Nieh Engle

Don’t underestimate the humble watermelon. It contains Vitamin A which is essential for healthy eyes and boosts immunity.

Happy and hydrated are those who eat watermelons those who do not eat water melon are abnormelons.

Did you hear about the watermelon who starred in a telanovella?
– It was melondramatic.

Why do watermelons take such a long time to make decisions?
– They’re always melon it over.

What do you call a watermelon that spends all day at the beauty spa?
– Must be a hottermmelon.

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