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Watermelon puns in 2025

A father on his daughter’s wedding complimented her by saying your smile is worth a melon bucks.

What did the father cantaloupe say to his son?
– “Watermelon! (Water-my-lawn)”

Did you hear about the new watermelon powered cars set to come out next year?
– Yeah, it’s too bad you only get a water-melon the gallon.

A watermelon that breaks open by itself tastes better than one cut with a knife.-Hualing Nieh Engle

Don’t underestimate the humble watermelon. It contains Vitamin A which is essential for healthy eyes and boosts immunity.

Happy and hydrated are those who eat watermelons those who do not eat water melon are abnormelons.

Why do watermelons take such a long time to make decisions?
– They’re always melon it over.

What do you call a watermelon that spends all day at the beauty spa?
– Must be a hottermmelon.

I used to have superpowers but the psychiatrist took them away.

You live as much in me as water in watermelon.

Did you hear about the watermelon who starred in a telanovella?
– It was melondramatic.

Why are watermelons the saddest fruit?
– Because they’re melon-cholic!

I think it’s funny when I ask girls whether they would spit or swallow my seed if I was a watermelon.
– Unfortunately, almost all of them reply not in a hundred melon years.

When one has tasted watermelon, he knows what the angels eat.

The new born girl in the hospital was a little dusky the doctor said it seems that the infant has high levels of meloninine.

What do you call a melon that commits a crime?
– “A water-fellon!”

Forget about watermelons, I heard having a windmelon your property is the best way to get clean and renewable electricity.

That’s all right if you’ve got a watermelon. Never let the seeds stop you from enjoying the watermelon.-Jo Swerling

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