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Watermelon puns in 2025

The instructor advised all the people in the gym that they should regularly do exercise have healthy food and also forty five minutes of tredmelon he meant to say treadmill is a must.

What will happen in a watermelon’s funeral?
– “The people there will be MELONCHOLY sad.”

The watermelon thief was charged with robbery with violence, but the judge later changed that to a minor felony; or melony as he put it.

“If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.”

“Honey, dew you know when we’re going back to the beach?”

Why won’t anyone sit next to a watermelon?
– They have a strange smelon.

Why shouldn’t you go into business with a watermelon?
– They’re seedy.

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a watermelon by it’s diameter?
– Watermelon PI.

Lime already falling in love with this summer.”

hat will happen in a watermelon’s funeral? The people there will be MELONCHOLY sad.

What did the fruit write on his Valentine’s card?
– You’re one in a melon!

A watermelon proposes to its sweetheart
: “Honeydew want to get married?” “Oh yes”, she replies, “but we cantaloupe!”

What does the watermelon say to its girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
– “You are one in a melon! I love you!”

With every watermelon you cut, there is an opportunity to cut a distasteful or unappetizing watermelon. Still, this does not keep us from purchasing watermelons.

The farms look really good to me do you know why?
– They have a lot of wind melons on it.

What will happen if the watermelon does not bath for a couple number of days?
– “It will start smelon!”

What do you call a girl watermelon cop on the beat?
– A water fe-melon duty.

“I think this pic is pretty grape.”

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