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Watermelon puns in 2025

Once a man got ill after eating lot of watermelons; the doctor observed the symptoms and declared that he is suffering from water felon.

How are a car and a bicycle similar?
– “You can’t make watermelon juice out of either of them.”

I once attended the saddest watermelon funeral I’ve ever been to.
I gotta say, I’ve never seen anything so meloncholy in my life.

“Peelin’ pretty great about this summer so far.”

A watermelon that breaks open by itself tastes better than one cut with a knife.

These days the water melons are treated with a lot of pesticides for their fast growth, this is dangerous and harmful
– because it could lead to a lot of abnormelonities I mean abnormalities.

Why are watermelons the saddest fruit?
– They get melancholy.

What do you call a serial killer watermelon?
– A slaughter melon.

I love watermelons but I believe you got to kill it to eat it.

And what’s more, watermelon needn’t just be enjoyed as a sweet snack. It works well in dozens of recipes, sweet and savory.

Why shouldn’t you go into business with a watermelon?
– They’re seedy.

What was the watermelon’s naughty pick-up line?
– Want to see my melons?

What do you calla watermelon that just won’t stop committing crimes?
– A watefelon.

“A large battalion of my thoughts was marching determinedly on its way to Annoyance but it was distracted and took a wrong turn at Adam and found, to its surprise, that it had ended up in the entirely different destination of Dreamy Contentment.”-Marian Keyes, Watermelon

What will a man be called if he has a lot of blusterous felon on his finger, he will be called as water felon.

How do you make a watermelon more watery?
– “You have to plant it in the spring (a spring is a small river).”

And speaking of meloncholy, I heard that’s what you get when you cross a watermelon and broccoli.

I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger. Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along!

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