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Watermelon puns in 2025

You live as much in me as water in watermelon.

Did you hear about the watermelon who starred in a telanovella?
– It was melondramatic.

Why are watermelons the saddest fruit?
– Because they’re melon-cholic!

I think it’s funny when I ask girls whether they would spit or swallow my seed if I was a watermelon.
– Unfortunately, almost all of them reply not in a hundred melon years.

When one has tasted watermelon, he knows what the angels eat.

The new born girl in the hospital was a little dusky the doctor said it seems that the infant has high levels of meloninine.

What do you call a melon that commits a crime?
– “A water-fellon!”

Forget about watermelons, I heard having a windmelon your property is the best way to get clean and renewable electricity.

That’s all right if you’ve got a watermelon. Never let the seeds stop you from enjoying the watermelon.-Jo Swerling

“You’re one in a melon.”

Why are watermelons the saddest fruit?
– “They get melancholy.”

Why did the watermelon go crazy?
– He lost his rind.

Here’s another one; what about an otter who lives in an emptied out melon?
– An ottermelon.

“Honey dew or dew not.”

Watermelons are smile of summer.

What was the watermelon’s naughty pick-up line?
– Want to see my melons?

What did the watermelon say to its boyfriend or girlfriend?
– You’re one in a melon!

Nobody wants to sit next to the watermelon in the class
– because it has a strange smelon.

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