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Watermelon puns in 2025

“I knew then that life was no respecter of circumstance. The force that flings disasters at us doesn’t say ” Well, I won’t give her that lump in her breast for another year. Best to let her recover from the death of her mother first.” It just goes right on ahead and does whatever it feels like, whenever it feels like it.”-Marian Keyes, Watermelon

A man gifted a lot of fresh watermelon of his farm to his friend, as a token of thanks the, friend greeted him by saying “ thanks a melon ”.

If Jim has 15 watermelons and throws one at Mary, what does Mary have?
– “A really bad headache!”

Even though Jake was a heartthrob Casanova,
he just had to break up with his long-time watermelon vending girlfriend
; said she was always melondramatic about everything.

If you focus on only the seeds in a watermelon, you missed the sweetness of the meat.-Wally Amos

“Like I always say, there’s a time and a place for spontaneity.”

Camel is a slow and steady animal it’s not advisable to go for a trip on a camelon.

Do you know what you call the outside of a watermleon?
– Rind of.

What do you call two watermelons that are not allowed to get married?
– A couple of can’t- elopes.

I love summer so berry much.”

“All I want are summer peaches and cotton candy skies.”

Did you hear about the guy who smashed all those fruits?
– It was a slaughter melon.

You know what they say about when life gives you melons?
– You might be dyslexic.

What did the watermelon wife say to his stinky husband?
– You’ve got a strange smelon you today.

If you want to give yourself a fair chance to succeed, never expect too much too soon

A man introduced his friend to his wife by saying that we are best of friends and my friend is one in a melon.

What do you call a girl with no arms, no legs, sitting in a watermelon patch?
– “Melanie! (melon-y)”

They asked how the watermelon farmer felt after winning the lottery
; clever bugger said he felt like a melon bucks.

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