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Watermelon puns in 2025

Life is like eating a watermelon, you know you’re going to get some seeds; just spit them out and take another bite

A father on his daughter’s wedding complimented her by saying your smile is worth a melon bucks.

What did the father cantaloupe say to his son?
– “Watermelon! (Water-my-lawn)”

This list of funny puns is really one in a melon… And they’re all related to fruit!

What excuse did the late watermelon give his boss?
– He said be there in 5 boss, I’m just rind the corner.

Don’t underestimate the humble watermelon. It contains Vitamin A which is essential for healthy eyes and boosts immunity.

Happy and hydrated are those who eat watermelons those who do not eat water melon are abnormelons.

Did you hear about the new watermelon powered cars set to come out next year?
– Yeah, it’s too bad you only get a water-melon the gallon.

A watermelon that breaks open by itself tastes better than one cut with a knife.-Hualing Nieh Engle

I used to have superpowers but the psychiatrist took them away.

You live as much in me as water in watermelon.

Did you hear about the watermelon who starred in a telanovella?
– It was melondramatic.

Why do watermelons take such a long time to make decisions?
– They’re always melon it over.

What do you call a watermelon that spends all day at the beauty spa?
– Must be a hottermmelon.

When one has tasted watermelon, he knows what the angels eat.

The new born girl in the hospital was a little dusky the doctor said it seems that the infant has high levels of meloninine.

What do you call a melon that commits a crime?
– “A water-fellon!”

Why are watermelons the saddest fruit?
– Because they’re melon-cholic!

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