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Watermelon puns in 2025

This list of funny puns is really one in a melon… And they’re all related to fruit!

What excuse did the late watermelon give his boss?
– He said be there in 5 boss, I’m just rind the corner.

Life is like eating a watermelon, you know you’re going to get some seeds; just spit them out and take another bite

A father on his daughter’s wedding complimented her by saying your smile is worth a melon bucks.

What did the father cantaloupe say to his son?
– “Watermelon! (Water-my-lawn)”

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