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Watermelon puns in 2025

What is the best time to water the lawns?
– “Water melon mostly during the morning.”

What’s the only type of melon that changes colours at will?
– Well, a chamelon.

Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I’m with you!

“But I thought that if people behaved like victims they would become victims, if people expected the worst to happen then it invariably did. I could see now how wrong I was. Sometimes people don’t volunteer to be victims and they become victims anyway.”

Why do watermelons take such a long time to make decisions?
– They’re always melon it over.

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