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Watermelon puns in 2025

What do you call a melon that commits a crime?
– “A water-fellon!”

Forget about watermelons, I heard having a windmelon your property is the best way to get clean and renewable electricity.

That’s all right if you’ve got a watermelon. Never let the seeds stop you from enjoying the watermelon.-Jo Swerling

“You’re one in a melon.”

Why are watermelons the saddest fruit?
– “They get melancholy.”

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