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Watermelon puns in 2025

What do you call a girl with no arms, no legs, sitting in a watermelon patch?
– “Melanie! (melon-y)”

They asked how the watermelon farmer felt after winning the lottery
; clever bugger said he felt like a melon bucks.

After about 60 days, tiny watermelon fruits appear on the vines. Over the warm summer months, these watermelon fruits grow bigger and bigger.-Julie Murray

Big watermelon–yes; sweet–yes, luscious–you bet! That was probably the best tasting watermelon I had ever eaten in my entire life.

A teacher announced that there will be a watermelon party on this Thursday, all students are advised to bring water melon in their lunch, a student’s mother packed a bowl of water and a yellow melon in the lunch box.

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