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Weather puns in 2025

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

What’s a king’s favourite weather? Hail!

What’s a king’s favorite kind of precipitation?
Hail!

A storm is coming, best get ready for the rain event.

What did one raindrop say to the other? Two’s company, three’s a cloud.

How does the rain tie its shoes? With a rainbow.

Seven deadly suns

How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?

I received a message from the sun, it was enlightening.

What is the opposite of a cold front? A warm back.

What do you call a bear caught out in the rain? A drizzily bear.

You don’t like my puns? How cold!

Did you hear the weather forecast for the hip hop festival? They’re calling for a Lil Wayne.

Why did the man only wear one boot into town? He heard there would be a
50% chance of snow!

You need to try meditating during a storm. It’s a really in-lightening experience.

A king sat down to speak to his son and said, you were born to reign.

How does a thunderstorm catch fish? With a lightning rod!

What’s a tornado’s favorite game?
Twister!

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