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Weather puns in 2025

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

What’s a king’s favourite weather? Hail!

What’s a king’s favorite kind of precipitation?
Hail!

A storm is coming, best get ready for the rain event.

What did one raindrop say to the other? Two’s company, three’s a cloud.

How does the rain tie its shoes? With a rainbow.

Seven deadly suns

How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?

I received a message from the sun, it was enlightening.

What is the opposite of a cold front? A warm back.

What falls but never hits the ground? The temperature.

One raindrop turned to the other and said, “Two’s company. Three’s a cloud.”

Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain, but it turned out to be
quite an ice day.

Why is Britain the wettest country? Because royalty has reigned here for years.

A move in the bright direction

Bear with me, I’ve just had a rain-wave.

What do you call a bear caught out in the rain? A drizzily bear.

You don’t like my puns? How cold!

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