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Weather puns in 2025

Local weather reports say there won’t be any rain for a year, but I
drought it.

I hate windy weather. It really blows.

What’s a tornado’s favourite game? Twister!

How do you prevent a Summer cold? Catch it in the Winter!

What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.

Did you hear of the story of the tornado? There’s a twist at the end!

I spent five dollars for a weather app on my phone.

What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror!

I’m not sure if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail.

Cows lie down in the rain to keep each udder dry.

When it rains chickens and ducks, you could say it’s fowl weather.

I got two dollars and fifteen cents back in climate change.

What goes up when the rain comes down? An umbrella!

A sun of money

A pilot did his flying exam just after a storm and flew right through a rain-bow.

It was a terrible summer for Humpty Dumpty… but he had a great fall.

Why should you avoid tornado chasers? Because they’re always passing wind.

Why do people like storm watching so much?
The lightning is quite striking!

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