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Weather puns in 2025

The weather was forecast to rain for three months, but I drought it.

What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain? A drizzly bear!

A little burning is a dangerous thing

In this life, nothing ventured, nothing rained.

What falls but never hits the ground? The temperature.

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

I say “Used to”, he got hit by lightning.

What did one volcano say to the other volcano? I lava you.

It only rains twice a year in London: August through April and May through July.

A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.

What happens when winter arrives? Autumn leaves!

All your space are belong to us

Raindrop jokes? They are rain sailing.

Why did the cloud stay at home? It was feeling under the weather.

Winter puns are snow joke!

When does it start to rain money?
When there is a change in the weather.

What falls but never hits the ground? The temperature.

One raindrop turned to the other and said, “Two’s company. Three’s a cloud.”

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