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Weather puns in 2025

A pilot did his flying exam just after a storm and flew right through a rain-bow.

What goes up when the rain comes down? An umbrella!

A sun of money

Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it’d be snow problem.

It was a terrible summer for Humpty Dumpty… but he had a great fall.

Why should you avoid tornado chasers? Because they’re always passing wind.

Why do people like storm watching so much?
The lightning is quite striking!

When it rains chickens and ducks? You could say it’s Fowl weather.

It was so cold, one man fell out of bed and broke his pyjamas!

What’s the worst type of weather to hire? Lightning, it’s always on strike.

What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.

Why shouldn’t you start a fight with a cloud? He’ll storm out on you.

Won’t back dawn

People using umbrellas always seem to be under the weather.

Coming up with weather-related puns is a breeze.

What did one raindrop say to another?
Two’s company, three’s a cloud!

How does a spy avoid the rain? He goes undercover.

The weather forecast was for freezing cold hail, and sure enough, it was an ice day.

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