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Weather puns in 2025

Old people, they’re always moaning about their aches and rains (pains).

Coming up with weather puns is a breeze.

When does it rain money? When there’s a change in the weather.

Why did the cloud stay home?
It was feeling under the weather!

Let’s take a trip down memory rain.

If it really rained cats and dogs, there would be poodles all over the streets.

Local weather reports say there won’t be any rain for a year, but I
drought it.

I hate windy weather. It really blows.

What’s a tornado’s favourite game? Twister!

How do you prevent a Summer cold? Catch it in the Winter!

What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.

Did you hear of the story of the tornado? There’s a twist at the end!

I spent five dollars for a weather app on my phone.

What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror!

I’m not sure if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail.

Cows lie down in the rain to keep each udder dry.

When it rains chickens and ducks, you could say it’s fowl weather.

I got two dollars and fifteen cents back in climate change.

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