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Weather puns in 2025

What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.

People using umbrellas always seem to be under the weather.

Coming up with weather-related puns is a breeze.

What did one raindrop say to another?
Two’s company, three’s a cloud!

How does a spy avoid the rain? He goes undercover.

The weather forecast was for freezing cold hail, and sure enough, it was an ice day.

I tried to catch some fog. I mist

What did one lightning bolt say to the other lightning bolt? You’re shocking!

Glare the living daylights out of

What’s all wet and likes to shake? It’s an earthquake on a rainy day.

The hottest day of the week is Sun-day…

The hottest day of the week is Sun-day.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?
Fo’ drizzle!

What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear!

It was a terrible summer for Humpty Dumpty, but he certainly had a great fall.

It’s raining harder than a cow pissing on a flat rock.

What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane? I have my eye on you.

A marriage shade in heaven

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