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Wedding puns in 2025

“You make miso happy.”

“Meow and forever.”

“My heart beets for you.”

“Eat, drink, and be married.”

“Are you French?
– Because Eiffel for you.”

Nade is going to buy some meat for his surprise proposal to you. Are you going to marinade?

I’m just like a dumpling, I have fillings for you.

Some couples like to include their hashtag as a engagement photo prop.

“Whole latte love.”

It’s been ten years since the invisible man married the invisible woman. Their kids are nothing to look at either.

Last week I went to the wedding of two nuclear power workers. The groom was glowing, and the bride was positively radiant.

You two are mer-maid for each other.

Marriages are made in heaven.
– Then again, so are thunder, lightning, tornadoes, and hail.

“I love you pho real.”

Love is sharing your popcorn.

The most emotional part of the wedding was not the speeches or the vows. It was when the cake was smashed into my face. It really brought a tier to my eye.

Capitalize each separate word so it can be read clearly.

“Mint to be.”

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