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Wedding puns in 2024
Two many little digs will send a marriage to an early grave.
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– The husband gives and the wife takes.
(0)(0) “We’ve got all the thyme in the world.”
(0)(0) The melon was shocked when the other melon proposed. She exclaimed, “honeydew know! I cantelope!”
(0)(0) Eat, drink and be married!
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(0)(0) “What do you call a melon that’s not allowed to get married?
– Can’t elope.”
(0)(0) Did you hear about the two spiders who just got engaged?
– I hear they met on the web.
(0)(0) The cellphone was excited to propose to his girlfriend. After months of planning, he finally gave her a ring.
(0)(0) I went to a cannibal wedding. The best man toasted the groom, the groom toasted the bridesmaids, the father of the bride toasted everyone who couldn’t be there. It was a huge barbecue.
(0)(0) Marriage requires a man to prepare four types of rings:
– The engagement ring, the wedding ring, the suffering, and the enduring.
(0)(0) “You make me hap-pea.”
(0)(0) “A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time.”
(0)(0) The wedding was very emotional. Even the cake was in tiers by the end.
(0)(0) So Hydrogen and Helium decided to get a divorce. I’ve heard they’ve both moved on, but they still think of each other periodically.
(0)(0) I walked up the aisle and said, “I do.”
– And I’ve been doing it ever since.
(0)(0) “I’m whaley excited to marry you.”
(0)(0) A boyfriend was planning on proposing to his girlfriend. When the moment was right, he picked up his phone, and called her number. “What are you doing?” she asked. “I don’t know,”
– he replied, taking out the ring box, “I just wanted to give you a ring.”
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Industry Puns
The wedding industry is a large and all-encompassing industry that has hundreds of thousand people involved in one way or another. This makes for many hilarious wedding puns that are shared behind serving stations, over loading docks, and in back rooms. All of the best wedding puns are heard throughout the year, as weddings happen at all times of year and in all seasons. With little to no downtime during and event, while planning an event, and even for weeks at a time when there are several in a week, clean wedding puns are one way to make the time pass a little more enjoyably and to have a laugh here and there. They reduce stress and allow the staff and planners to share their frustrations and worries while bringing something fun into the workplace, and in some cases to make jokes about the things that are causing them the most stress.Wedding dresses are a large portion of the funniest wedding puns. There are so many comparisons that can be made and terminology that applies to dresses but can also be used to describe other things and portions of the event, but also to the people attending and even the bride herself. More than one bride in her dress has been compared to a wedding cake topper, or perhaps the cake itself, in their ball gowns and princess style dresses, or mermaids as the style itself suggests. Clean wedding puns that involve the dresses themselves are found to be very prevalent in dress stores, dry cleaners, and among the brides maids that need to help care for both the dress and the bride throughout the day and evening.
A top wedding pun is the terms used to describe both brides maids and best men. These terms are puns at their root, as the women are not always unmarried, and the men are just the closest to the groom rather than the actual best man in the room. These one liner wedding puns have been in use for so many years that they are now simply regular terms and used in every day conversation without the consideration of their pun beginnings.
Wedding Guests with Wedding Puns
Another group of people who are sure to share cute wedding puns are the guests that are in attendance. Not limited to just during the wedding or weddings, the guests can use their top wedding puns all year round, any time an invitation or a save the date card appears, or a wedding announcement is made. As friends and family members get married the funny wedding puns add another layer of fun for the guests and those who are shopping for and wrapping gifts or choosing their outfits and meals for the celebration.Guests are sure to enjoy the funniest wedding puns as they prepare for the day and even in the days after. Corny wedding puns are fun and amusing, and they lighten the mood when the time gets closer and closer or things go wrong in the moment. There is always something to go wrong at any wedding, with so many tasks and parts that are happening, and silly wedding puns will take advantage of those moments.
Wedding puns for kids are fun for the children who need to attend, or even for those who are playing pretend weddings with their friends. Short wedding puns can be heard around school yards as well as at weddings as children find ways to have fun and make their friends laugh. There is no limit to where silly wedding puns can be heard as they are something that is familiar to people of all ages, and a goal for many people.
