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Wedding puns in 2025

The Queen of Hearts had to marry the King of Hearts. There was no denying that they were perfectly suited.

A couple of canon balls got married yesterday. I heard that they are already expecting BBs.

Men are like buses.
– They have spare tires and smell funny.

“You’re one in a melon.”

I asked the librarian if he had any books of proposal puns. She said yes.

The father of the bride gave a speech at the wedding. He got the bride to put her hand out and the groom to place his hand on top of hers. He looked at the groom, and said, “this is the last time you’ll ever have the upper hand.”

Make it memorable- guests will gravitate more towards unique hashtags than generic ones.

“Don’t go bacon my heart.”

Did you hear about the two cell phones who got married?
– The reception was terrific.

The girl melon was shocked when her boyfriend proposed. “We are far too young!” she shrieked, “we cantelope!”

I went to my friend’s room before his wedding, and asked if he was wearing two pairs of socks. He looked confused, and I told him he had to put another pair on. I don’t want him to get cold feet.

What’s the best way to get your husband to remember your anniversary?
– Get married on his birthday

“I love you like no otter.”

“Love is a lot like a backache; It doesn’t show up on X-Rays, but you know it’s there.”

For butter or worse, I want to toast the lovely bride and groom.

Some mornings I wake up grumpy. And others I just let him sleep in.

Every man and woman should marry.
– After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

“I love you s’more everyday.”

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