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Wedding puns in 2025

“Marriage is like vitamins: We supplement each other’s minimum daily requirements.”

I went to a wedding where all the guests ended up getting food poisoning from the buffet. It was a real party pooper.

When do you think the right time to get married is?
– I don’t know, when do you propose?

Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight

“You’re my significant otter.”

I am obsessed with watching wedding proposals on YouTube. I just find them so engaging.

The groom decided to ask his brother to be in his wedding. He was sure he was the best man for the job.

Start using your hashtag on every wedding related social media post you make so people will start to recognize it.

“Our love is in-tents.”

Did you hear about the notebook who married a pencil?
– She finally found Mr. Write.

Mr Ohm remembers fondly how he proposed to Mrs Ohm. He couldn’t resistor.

It’s been five years since I went to the wedding of the invisible man and the invisible woman. The kids aren’t anything to look at either.

I just saw two nuclear technicians getting married.
– The bride was radiant, and the groom was glowing.

“Yoda best bride.”

“I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.”

The bride didn’t mean to gain wait before the wedding. She did it by snaccident.

I hope you live apple-y ever after.

Why do bachelors like smart women?
– Opposites attract.

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