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Weed puns in 2024

Tell me a good way to get baked.
Smoking weed in an oven….

What French people smoke weed, or oui’d?

Bone

Jazz Cabbage

The Holy Herb

Laughter is the best medicine

My cows loved to eat weeds.
The stakes were too high

What happens when you eat marijuana? You get a pot belly

Dobby’s Hobby

Pot

It was a surprise to know that I have a drug attic in my house.
Caught my nephew smoking weed upstairs….

All I weed is you!

Two wrongs don’t make a right, but two lefts will take you to the dispensary by my house!

Gigglesmoke

Sammy Davis Jr.

My friend: wanna have a turkey?
Me: No, I’m Vegan.
My friend:. Oh! I have a vegan turkey for you..
Me: it’s not even possible.

Watch me rip, now watch me nap nap.

Weed is my love language.

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