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Weed puns in 2025

You’re unbe-weed-able!

Doink

Power Flower

I don’t always roll a joint, but when I do, it’s my ankle.

It’s 420 somewhere.

In 18th century people used to gotstoned for smoking weeds

Gorilla Glue

Scoob

The name’s Bong. James Bong.

What is a cannabusinessman?
– A weed dealer in the suit

When your homie is rolling a blunt and you throw some extra bud in to make it extra fat….
I’m pro you bitch.

Broccoli

Kush

Udz

Friend: you shouldn’t use social media if you are high.
Me: why?
Friend: because once I ordered a giant ice cream sandwich when I was high, but it turned out to be a bed not the $150 ice cream sandwich I wanted.

I bought a new cutting hedge technology weed -whacker today…..

If you died from an overdose of weed, what would happen?
– You would be gravestoned?

Doob

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