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Weed puns in 2025

Legalize marinara.

I think you’re dope.

Would doobie my date tonight?

Doobie

Puff The Magic Dragon

I always knew weed be best friends.

I’m so stoned over you.

What is the right way to count weed ?
– Round Up method

Green

Sinister Minister

Yes we cannabis!

You’re ganja have a good time.

What would have happened if smoking weed was illegal in the 8th century
– you could get stoned for getting stoned

Bud

Maui Wowie

Yes We Cannabis

Meanwhile waitress : wanna smoke weed with me?
– Waitress was high on workplace, and she was trying to act normal.

What is malnutrition?
One blunt between five stoners.

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