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Wine puns in 2025

Dry and large, I don’t like sweet wine.

Grapes always wine when you crush them.

Wino?
-Wine-yes!

My sediments exactly.

Be kind, re-wine.

Can you read between the wines?

I think we’re ferment to be together.

Sonoma wines, so little time!

Not wine-ing about this view

This wine is di-vine!

I’ll make him an offer decant refuse.

Ice, Ice Wine, Baby

Poured out of my mind.

Now is the vintner of our discontent

FTW: For The Wine

I woke up feeling wine

You’ve got to know your fun-ferment-als.

This wine is a gamay changer.

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