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Wine puns in 2025

Wine a little, laugh a lot.

Another glass?
-Wine not?

Wine or corktails?

After drinking so much wine, I need a Napa!

Sip happens.

Don’t take me for decanted.

Love the wine you’re with.

Come to drink of it, we’re going to need more wine.

You drank all the wine when my Bacchus turned!

No wine left behind.

You’re my partner in wine.

I’m ready, willing, and label.

I ne-bermet a wine I didn’t like.

You’re so bottleful to me.

This wine is great beyond a raisin-able doubt.

German wine is Gewurzt!

Stop wining!

I’ve got to get to grapes with this.

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